In the future I’ll end my “Who Ought to Have Received ANTM” sequence. At the moment, nevertheless, is just not that day.


ANTM has a historical past of quite infuriating last Four episodes:

Cycle 2: April will get eradicated after a winner worthy run fairly unceremoniously.

Cycle 11: Marjorie is given a really BS “shrinking violet” narrative after she was advised to cease being fidgety and as soon as she stops doing so she’s deemed “boring” and eradicated over Sam for god is aware of why.

Cycle 21: Lenox is critiqued your entire season for not being attractive sufficient, given a “bounce the shark” 1/10, advised she “doesn’t deserve a photograph” and penalized with solely 4 frames the next week for not being attractive sufficient with a person (as a lesbian). Then when she lastly delivers a shot that’s lastly appropriately attractive and really up Guess’ alley, she’s deemed TOO SEXY as a result of it’s the one means they may discover a random sufficient motive to eradicate her regardless of persistently having one of the best images of the season and simply one of the best portfolio. Oh, don’t overlook that this photograph not eligible to be voted for by the general public (which Lenox CONSISTENTLY had excessive votes with). Possibly if she had a manaconda…

– after which worst of all Cycle 8: Dionne, Renee & Jaslene just about bully Natasha at judging and assault her dwelling life, her character and even query the validity of her marriage and baby’s existence. To the purpose the place the judges are flabbergasted and (appropriately) speculate their assault’s have been goal and stemmed from jealousy. All whereas, Natasha takes the excessive highway and desires all of them luck, will get attacked by Jaslene for being insinuated by the JUDGES (not Natasha) that she could possibly be jealous of her. Then after all, Dionne rudely & iconically refuses to hug Natasha (and even transfer) when she’s eradicated.

A fifth so as to add to this listing is Cycle 4, which had two unhealthy features in a single episode: the remedy of Keenyah throughout the Bertini incident and the crackheaded BS narrative hoopjumping that result in some of the backward callouts within the present’s historical past, some of the insane backside twos ever, and a reasonably bullshit elimination.


So the episode begins out with the Dancing Problem the place the women should carry out to an area African group. It’s a reasonably stiff competitors and I truthfully felt the strain that it actually was exhausting for the judges to determine when it got here to deciding a win—it was Naima. It was clearly Naima. It was clearly gonna be the particular person with years of ballet coaching. Subsequent.

Naima wins and will get 100 frames, strategically chooses Keenyah to get the following most frames since she takes the worst photos (c’mon Massive Brother), Keenyah chooses Brittany for 10 further frames, and Brittany has to lean over and inform Kahlen she will get nothing.

Minimize to Crylen crying about it within the nook within the subsequent scene, naturally.


Then, whereas in South Africa, the women get a as soon as in a lifetime alternative to go to Nelson Mandela’s jail cell and even open it and stroll inside. An inspiring story that lead from apartheid to presidency and democratic independence, is touching for anybody. Keenyah as the one Black particular person left within the competitors (/s) feels particularly moved by the expertise, a lot so, that she feels she deserves to carry the important thing that opened his cell.

…however as a substitute it was given to… Naima. *gasp* Who in keeping with Keenyah, isn’t REALLY Black. She simply doesn’t see that in her. In order the one Black one it ought to CLEARLY go to her: the woman who didn’t know if he was alive or lifeless. Facet word, that is actually the idea behind the Mandela impact, which I didn’t find out about till 2012 and Keenyah was the very first thing that popped into my head.

For Keenyah to nearly gatekeep Naima’s blackness was very… not the tea. Brittany had a very good grasp on the state of affairs that Keenyah shouldn’t have felt nearly entitled to have that chance, when Naima had at the least earned it from successful the problem (or she may’ve simply been closest to the door who is aware of).


So everyone knows Bertini finally ends up flirting with Keenyah earlier than the shoot and needs to get her quantity (she doesn’t have one since they don’t have cellphones) so he gives to present her his quantity BUT he has to let her take an image of her on his telephone. I’m certain he would’ve had a good time beating his meat to all Four of these pixels on his 2004 Motorola flip telephone that evening however Keenyah declines.

On the shoot, Bertini begins moaning and grabbing Keenyah’s thighs and hips throughout the shoot. Keenyah stops the shoot and vocalizes her discomfort, however is barely chastised by Jay and the photographer for remaining “unprofessional”. Tbf, it wasn’t Yu Tsai ranges of patronizing. It was a passive “we have to end the shoot get it collectively”. Jay did name out a few of the groping by saying “the blokes” (Bertini’s creepy ass) don’t want to really seize her booty. I assume he will get some brownie factors.

I used to be really extraordinarily dissatisfied to see Naima, somebody who proved herself to be such an ethical and mature particular person all season, not empathize with Keenyah. As a substitute, she made it sound as if Keenyah was making an excuse in case her image wasn’t nice and stated in a confessional that she didn’t assume it was “honest for Keenyah in charge somebody outdoors of herself for her shoot going mistaken”. That is simply Naima’s worst second on the present for me and I utterly forgot she stated this. It might have been 2005… however that’s not likely an excuse.


At dinner with the boys, Keenyah made it clear that Bertini crossed the road and jokingly stated the road was “fairly darn thick” after he requested “was it a skinny line”. A bit disappointing second from Brittany, who stated she thought he was fantastic on the shoot. This finally ends up bleeding Keenyah’s selfishness popping out when she goes to dinner with no cash and doesn’t wish to pay the invoice. When Brittany combats her on that, it results in Keenyah mentioning stress there after which it goes into the long-lasting bus struggle about Nelson Mandela. Naima sits stoically, as Naima does, judging the trade.

Minimize to Crylen crying within the bus, naturally.

I form of see this complete factor in a bizarre 80/20 factor with Brittany vs. Keenyah. I feel Keenyah’s experiences as a Black girl in Africa are legitimate, particularly after listening to Mandela’s story if it was her first time being educated. That’s finish of the place I defend her there. Her confessional the place she “[didn’t] see Naima as black” was actually ignorant, as somebody who’s combined, I feel it’s belitting Naima’s blackness which is completely out of line and never Keenyah’s to gatekeep (cellkeep? Idk). Brittany did form of drag it on tbh and Keenyah did ultimately attempt to perceive the gravity of the place she fucked up. It definetly aggravated Naima by the top of the evening, who felt the expertise of visiting the cell itself was rather more than the argument’s pettiness.

Minimize to Crylen crying outdoors by herself, naturally.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

Kahlen was at all times someplace crying chile lmao


So gimmicky dancing judging check that might simply be kind fitted to no matter preplanned narrrative they wished to concoct. Stan the man enjoying the drums. Stan Janice for getting up “WERK ITTTTT”. Stan Nigel for white dad twerking on Naima. Go Janice Janice! MANDELA MANDELA!

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

Shes the mom I by no means had. She is the sister everyone would need. She is the pal everyone deserves. Idk a greater particular person…

Keenyah brings up the truth that Bertini was making her uncomfortable, grinding on her, and so forth. and she or he’s advised by Nigel that there must be a means that she will deal with it. Tyra, says that Keenyah ought to use her “female wiles” (???) to playfully inform him to “again up” so he doesn’t create stress. Lady, what the hell.

This is among the worst judged episodes of your entire sequence and the decision out order was utterly backward. Brittany, who clearly did form of wrestle a bit on set, produced an unimaginable, confidently posed shot. For a shoot that required motion, she confirmed it and was clearly interactive. Janice & Nigel praised it instantly. Her solely critique was that when she was requested to present power, she was wild… however on the similar time… which is it Tyra.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

She’s showcasing her physique (she’s promoting physique wash), she’s the commanding half oof the shot, your eyes go to her, she’s made herself look big, she seems stunningly sleek/assured…. however OOPS that persona has DISAPPEARED IN JUDGING!

Does it solely matter that you simply get the 1 shot (which Brittany clearly did) or does it matter that you’ve got a 50-70 out of 70 usable pictures? Does it pay to go excessive and get the one shot you want or be contained and managed and “skilled”? Must you lose the wildness that she got here into the competitors with to stay “skilled” or is that persona fading and it makes her boring as a result of “that wasn’t the Brittany that acquired her right here”? I feel Toccara & Marjorie may reply the final query. Nole even says throughout deliberation that her photograph was … prepare… flawless. Clarify to me how somebody goes dwelling on a shot that’s deemed unquestionably… “flawless”.

Keenyah produces a photograph that doesn’t present her physique, is slanted (critiqued by them instantly), has little neck and is cute, however common. She isn’t even displaying a whole lot of pores and skin, for a shot that’s actually an advert for physique wash. Mandela, the visitor choose, says he doesn’t see the Bertini incident affecting her in her photograph, which I utterly agree on that.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

That is what Tyra meant by “female wiles” in my thoughts: if he would not get the clue, choke the shit out of him till he does.

Kahlen simply produces probably the most awkward shot of the bunch. She, in keeping with Nigel, seems scared (sure). She’s critiqued on the truth that her motion within the panel problem was unhealthy (each of them, sure). Janice says “African birds have extra rhythm” (completely, sure). Tyra even remarks “yeah… Kahlen you had some unhealthy [shots]” and Nole tells her that she’s not having fun with her atmosphere. Tyra THEN tells Kahlen that she NEEDED the additional frames she didn’t win… “badly”. This woman wasn’t even within the backside two, spoiler alert.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

She seems like a Karen that is simply noticed me, a minimal wage employee at a shoe retailer and is about to complain to the supervisor why these heels I acquired her really feel like a dimension Four when she SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A FUCKING SIZE 6

Naima, who danced fairly rattling effectively in that random gimmick judging problem and had nice poise, was then randomly out of nowhere provided that BS handy “you’re holding again” critique that they prefer to throw out when they should give somebody some blemishes of their storyline or simply flat out ship them dwelling. Folks… she JUST WON A DANCING CHALLENGE THIS SAME WEEK, HELLO.

Naima is advised that her shot was killer, your eyes go straight to her, she instructions the photograph. She manages to make herself look 6 ft tall and taller than all the boys round her, regardless of having her legs nearly bent as if shes falling right into a break up. When Tyra exhibits her “unhealthy photograph” Janice actually… are ya’ll prepared… Janice actually says “that’s not unhealthy”. Of the 4 of them, she’s the one one which will get no critique on her images in any respect. Tyra says “YOU DIDN’T NEED A HUNDRED SHOTS”. WHY TF WAS SHE IN THE BOTTOM TW- chile let me management myself. Nigel says if this have been a casting, he wouldn’t guide Naima primarily based on her very random ass gimmick dancing problem and would’ve “missed” her unimaginable photograph (what… wouldn’t she be employed primarily based on her images… which is the objective right here… he’s a “world renown photographer”!?).

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

She seems like her interior monologue is “let this man’s hand go two extra inches north, he’ll discover it sq. up his ass”


Throughout deliberation probably the most insane narrative constructing I’ve ever seen occurs the place they name Kahlen “versatile” and “eclectic”. Which I imply certain I assume dancing like an ostrich, giraffe AND springbok in a single week, which certain, that’s three totally different animals. I’d categorize that as versatile or eclectic. They utterly ignore her being stiff/terrified in a photograph and doing the worst within the dancing problem earlier within the week.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

That is what you see within the dictionary subsequent to ‘eclectic’.

Keenyah was given factors for doing nice within the gimmick dancing problem (and she or he deserves that), however she isn’t critiqued for her photograph in any respect in deliberation which is totally unfair to Naima & Brittany.

Brittany’s shot is known as “flawless” and it’s. However then Nigel provides this similar BS narrative like Naima that Brittany’s “holding again” and he desires “the Previous Brittany again” (the one critique she’s acquired right here). Janice, the sane one on the panel, says that Brittany has extra persona than anybody in South Africa (exaggeratedly right). Brittany had a lot persona in her dancing problem earlier that week, and received the gang over, to the purpose that if Naima wasn’t there, Brittany was simply second greatest. However was Brittany going to lose a dancing problem to a educated ballet dancer?

South African Neighborhood Middle Viewers: fuck no.

Naima is famous by Janice that she persistently takes attractive images however the visitor choose says that her angle in judging doesn’t match her photograph. Idk about you, however a number of huge time fashions have considerably demure personalities and aren’t bouncing off the partitions. Persona is just not a necessity as a mannequin. You possibly can have a surprising look and be set with a profitable profession. A persona doesn’t a high mannequin make. Naima was at all times demure… your entire season. It out of the blue turns into a difficulty at last 4 and now they out of the blue “don’t know her” (somebody you solely see for ten minutes or so per spherical). Now ya’ll know the place Michelle Visage will get that shit from. Drag Race is actually an ANTM construction copy with drag queens.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

One factor bout Bertini he is gonna get some highlight.



Keenyah will get FCO just because she danced effectively within the judging check. That’s it. Fully it. Brittany & Naima did higher than her within the Dancing Problem earlier within the week. Brittany & Naima did higher than her within the photoshoot by a mile… and she or he will get FCO bc she dances effectively in a 5 foot vast area in a crowd of Four folks and appears fairly. Chile… throw this complete cycle away. None of that’s sensical for me and though she was critiqued but once more for her weight, at the least I can relaxation simple that Naima’s gonna get known as second for that insane phot—

Tyra: Kahlen.

*bomb sound impact*

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

I’m sorry Kahlen followers however that shit don’t make not one lick of sense. Kahlen is someway inexplicably out of the underside for… narrative causes? At the least Keenyah DID do effectively within the judging check (1/three components of the week). Kahlen was the worst in all three features that week. She was the worst within the Dancing Problem earlier within the week the place she received no frames which, in keeping with Tyra, she wanted…. “badly”. She was the worst within the Judging check. And he or she had by far the worst photograph. I like Kahlen and she or he actually was stiff competitors for Naima this cycle, however my god she objectively ought to’ve at the least been within the backside.

Minimize to Crylen stepping to the aspect of the room with Keenyah with tears in her eyes, realizing that she simply lucked out of not being within the backside.

Keenyah & Kahlen celebrating within the protected nook after avoiding a a lot deserved backside two, not realizing what karma was in retailer for them subsequent spherical.

So in a crackhead transfer, the 2 women who did one of the best within the Dancing problem earlier within the week and had the 2 greatest images of the week that have been each considered “highly effective” and “flawless”… are within the backside two as a result of they have been “shrinking” and didn’t dance robust sufficient within the judging check… WHICH NEITHER OF THEM EVEN DID THE WORST AT, THAT WAS KAHLEN.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

Naima seems about as fed up with this shit as I’m.

This was a two means transfer: make Naima’s storyline weak and provides her the very first blemish she’s ever had in your entire competitors so the finale can appear extra neck and neck & ship Brittany dwelling with a BS excuse that she’s “misplaced her spark” even though she’s persistently knocked it out of the park with images. Humor me here-

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

Pause. We’re not achieved with this but. This image seems terrifyingly Stanley Kubrick-esque. Like I really feel like I am being stalked and the music’s about to start out getting intense. Like Cate Blanchett in Australia on a sheet of acid.

Humor me right here. Do you assume any huge designer goes to present any two/fifths of a fuck how effectively you may dance for a casting? Or do you assume he’s gonna be extra thinking about your portfolio & your stroll? Trace: it’s why having a giant persona doesn’t make you a mannequin, and why many victims of Tyra’s “no persona” critique went on to have one of the best careers of the franchise.

Brittany goes dwelling for this, and undeservedly so. She produced an unimaginable shot this week and she or he arguably produced the Picture of the Cycle the week beforehand in her Kloofing shot… that she additionally was within the backside two for. Infuriating. In all equity, the underside two ought to’ve been Keenyah & Kahlen. In all equity to Kahlen, it wouldn’t have been proper to ship Kahlen dwelling for her first actually unhealthy week (which impressively occurred this late, displaying how robust she actually was photographically) and so objectively Keenyah would’ve been my eliminee, as she had some fairly assed up pictures previous to this week that Kahlen simply by no means had.

Now, oof… due to course this is able to’ve aged terribly within the age of #MeToo the place Keenyah would’ve been eradicated throughout every week the place her being made uncomfortable at work by a male mannequin who was feeling her up was deemed “unprofessional” and the blame was principally placed on her for not being extra “in management”. Primarily, boiled right down to “its your fault for not ignoring it, not Bertini for groping you”, principally, contemplating the truth that he didn’t cease after she made it clear she was uncomfortable. Additionally as somebody who’s half Black… most likely not one of the best optics to have the one darkskinned Black woman to go to Africa eradicated earlier than the finale.

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

poor brit… she left a legendary footprint on the sequence at the least

This judging fueled the fireplace to crack “Naima the Fabrege Egg”, as Nole eloquently put it, and makes her utterly break down subsequent episode within the Ultimate three over her bother previous, partying and drug use. Now that Naima has utterly been pressured to revisit her previous insecurities, now the judges fiNaLly sEe tHe rEaL nAiMa!!!! nOw wE kNoW wHo nAiMa Is!!1!

r/ANTM - Reviewing one of the most frustratingly iconic episodes of the series:

sure naima sweetie i do know its ridiculous however you find yourself successful in any case

Now Naima may undoubtedly be synthetic at instances and a bit placed on (see: her cringey winner response) however I felt for her throughout this bc it’s fairly just like what occurred to Jenah within the last three (distinction being Jenah was by no means going to win C9 over mushrooms & spewing rainbows).

…and that my pals is how Naima’s successful photograph was bullshitt-ly was backside two photograph, and Brittany was robbed of a CoverGirl business.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *